ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

gwheeler:

My kind of comedy

Funny story about Bill Nye: so a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn’t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her to wait for it, too. She turns and looks at him and immediately recognizes him. Completely forgetting that she’s a grown adult, she points at him and exclaims, “BILL NYE!” He glances at her and gives her this really fucking weird look, and she thinks, Oh fuck, I completely just embarrassed myself in front of Bill Nye and now he probably thinks I’m some creepy stalker or something. So the elevator doors open and he walks in, and she’s just too stunned and mortified to get in behind him; she just stands there, staring. He’s in the elevator, alone, with his back to her.

Just as the doors are closing, he whips around, points at her, and shouts, “SCIENCE!” and then the doors close. 

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

2460ugh:

Playbill Giveaway!

I am finally doing my playbill giveaway (and some extras) which is also my really really late 1,000 follower giveaway like 300 followers late oops  thank you all for dealing with me and sticking around I love all y’all :)

Rules:

  1. please be following me (i’ll check)
  2. no giveaway blogs please!
  3. only reblogs count! you can like to bookmark but it wont count!
  4. reblog as much as you want but please don’t spam your followers 
  5. I will use a picking using a random generator 
  6. you must be willing to give me your address (I will ship anywhere!)
  7. have your ask box open so I can contact you and if you don’t respond within 24 hours I will pick someone else!

What the winners will get: 

Each winner will get an if/then and a gentlemans guide playbill, and a note from me confessing my love for you (the first two winners will get the postcards but the rest will just get cute stationary!)

In addition:

1st winner: Heathers playbill (Charissa Hogeland as veronica and Dave Thomas Brown as JD), Violet playbill, Catch me if you can sticker, special postcard

2nd winner: Finding Neverland playbill (Jeremy Jordan as J.M Barrie), Les Mis sticker, special postcard

3rd winner: Heathers playbill, Les Mis sticker

4th winner: Bullets over Broadway playbill which I didn’t see I just found it oops

5th winner: Heathers playbill

I think that’s all! My ask box is open if you have any questions, please do not delete this comment that would be silly!

Good Luck and thank you so much for following me!

Ends: October 1st, 2014

nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

theatre challenge ✿ 10 performers
∟ norbert leo butz

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

88th:

is there proof of anyone winning a tumblr giveaway ever

"My co-star Nic Rouleau once pulled a muscle in his leg in the middle of a show and had to call out mid-act two. So he finished his number, and the next time he appeared, [his standby] just came onstage and continued the show! They didn’t have time to announce it, so I knew that the audience would be so confused. … Nic is blonde, and his cover has black hair. So as soon as I came out with the new Elder Price, I just said, ‘Oh, Elder Price it’s great to see you. I see you’ve dyed your hair.’ And everybody just went nuts and clapped, and I felt very relieved that I wasn’t going to let this go by without saying anything about it. It was a fun audience bonding moment."

Get to know: Lena Hall (insp.)

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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savingpltravers:

Julie Andrews attends a performance of Mary Poppins, the stage musical, in London, and walks on stage at the end to sing Jolly Holiday with the cast, 2005.

no i’m not crying it’s just raining on my face

(Source: lejazzhot)